Going Round The Twist rocks my socks.

Okay, so the internet is down. I'm at my Mum's using hers. And she's just said the most classic quote 'I wish you had something more on your mind than boys'. I do, my new baby kitty cat, well not so much a baby, he's 5 and I got him from the animal rescue near ours. He's super cute and I gotta go home to get some love from him!! Problem with his name though, Nioki. Any suggestions?

Looks like I'm moving to London, sooner rather than later! 1 month maybe. Hardly time to pack everything. I'll shove it all in bin bags, always worked in the past.

Hey, look, I read ALL the messages you guys send me, but if I were to reply to all of them I'd be here all day and then I'd never drink or eat or do shoots or feed my cat, imagine the destruction?! So don't hate me, yeh?

My friend and I are having a granny night in tonight, knitting, sherry, emmerdale (well, maybe not emmerdale, hate that programme) and lots of curtain twitchin gossiping. I'll update as soon as I can, maybe even tomorrow, if not then, Saturday!

Love and charity work,

Soph xxx